Women make a big deal about being able to have kids like it’s some sort of miracle instead of bodily function, but please understand that as a man, I could launch an entire civilization on Maria Menounos ‘ stomach in about two minutes. Or her face. Greeks like shitty tasting yogurt. I guess what I’m saying is that every uterus and ovary needs to get over themselves. I could repopulate an entire planet before lunch.
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50833426 TV personality Maria Menounos showing off her bikini body while enjoying a day on the beach in Malibu, California on July 14, 2012. Maria was at a beach party that included her DWTS partner Derek Hough and former NFL player Terrell Owens TV personality Maria Menounos showing off her bikini body while enjoying a day on the beach in Malibu, California on July 14, 2012. Maria was at a beach party that included her DWTS partner Derek Hough and former NFL player Terrell Owens FameFlynet, Inc. - Santa Monica, CA, USA - +1 (818) 307-4813
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50833426 TV personality Maria Menounos showing off her bikini body while enjoying a day on the beach in Malibu, California on July 14, 2012. Maria was at a beach party that included her DWTS partner Derek Hough and former NFL player Terrell Owens TV personality Maria Menounos showing off her bikini body while enjoying a day on the beach in Malibu, California on July 14, 2012. Maria was at a beach party that included her DWTS partner Derek Hough and former NFL player Terrell Owens FameFlynet, Inc. - Santa Monica, CA, USA - +1 (818) 307-4813
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50833428 TV personality Maria Menounos showing off her bikini body while enjoying a day on the beach in Malibu, California on July 14, 2012. Maria was at a beach party that included her DWTS partner Derek Hough and former NFL player Terrell Owens TV personality Maria Menounos showing off her bikini body while enjoying a day on the beach in Malibu, California on July 14, 2012. Maria was at a beach party that included her DWTS partner Derek Hough and former NFL player Terrell Owens FameFlynet, Inc. - Santa Monica, CA, USA - +1 (818) 307-4813
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50833429 TV personality Maria Menounos showing off her bikini body while enjoying a day on the beach in Malibu, California on July 14, 2012. Maria was at a beach party that included her DWTS partner Derek Hough and former NFL player Terrell Owens TV personality Maria Menounos showing off her bikini body while enjoying a day on the beach in Malibu, California on July 14, 2012. Maria was at a beach party that included her DWTS partner Derek Hough and former NFL player Terrell Owens FameFlynet, Inc. - Santa Monica, CA, USA - +1 (818) 307-4813
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50833430 TV personality Maria Menounos showing off her bikini body while enjoying a day on the beach in Malibu, California on July 14, 2012. Maria was at a beach party that included her DWTS partner Derek Hough and former NFL player Terrell Owens TV personality Maria Menounos showing off her bikini body while enjoying a day on the beach in Malibu, California on July 14, 2012. Maria was at a beach party that included her DWTS partner Derek Hough and former NFL player Terrell Owens FameFlynet, Inc. - Santa Monica, CA, USA - +1 (818) 307-4813
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50833434 TV personality Maria Menounos showing off her bikini body while enjoying a day on the beach in Malibu, California on July 14, 2012. Maria was at a beach party that included her DWTS partner Derek Hough and former NFL player Terrell Owens TV personality Maria Menounos showing off her bikini body while enjoying a day on the beach in Malibu, California on July 14, 2012. Maria was at a beach party that included her DWTS partner Derek Hough and former NFL player Terrell Owens FameFlynet, Inc. - Santa Monica, CA, USA - +1 (818) 307-4813
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50833436 TV personality Maria Menounos showing off her bikini body while enjoying a day on the beach in Malibu, California on July 14, 2012. Maria was at a beach party that included her DWTS partner Derek Hough and former NFL player Terrell Owens TV personality Maria Menounos showing off her bikini body while enjoying a day on the beach in Malibu, California on July 14, 2012. Maria was at a beach party that included her DWTS partner Derek Hough and former NFL player Terrell Owens FameFlynet, Inc. - Santa Monica, CA, USA - +1 (818) 307-4813
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50833445 TV personality Maria Menounos showing off her bikini body while enjoying a day on the beach in Malibu, California on July 14, 2012. Maria was at a beach party that included her DWTS partner Derek Hough and former NFL player Terrell Owens TV personality Maria Menounos showing off her bikini body while enjoying a day on the beach in Malibu, California on July 14, 2012. Maria was at a beach party that included her DWTS partner Derek Hough and former NFL player Terrell Owens FameFlynet, Inc. - Santa Monica, CA, USA - +1 (818) 307-4813
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50833426 TV personality Maria Menounos showing off her bikini body while enjoying a day on the beach in Malibu, California on July 14, 2012. Maria was at a beach party that included her DWTS partner Derek Hough and former NFL player Terrell Owens TV personality Maria Menounos showing off her bikini body while enjoying a day on the beach in Malibu, California on July 14, 2012. Maria was at a beach party that included her DWTS partner Derek Hough and former NFL player Terrell Owens FameFlynet, Inc. - Santa Monica, CA, USA - +1 (818) 307-4813
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50833426 TV personality Maria Menounos showing off her bikini body while enjoying a day on the beach in Malibu, California on July 14, 2012. Maria was at a beach party that included her DWTS partner Derek Hough and former NFL player Terrell Owens TV personality Maria Menounos showing off her bikini body while enjoying a day on the beach in Malibu, California on July 14, 2012. Maria was at a beach party that included her DWTS partner Derek Hough and former NFL player Terrell Owens FameFlynet, Inc. - Santa Monica, CA, USA - +1 (818) 307-4813
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50833428 TV personality Maria Menounos showing off her bikini body while enjoying a day on the beach in Malibu, California on July 14, 2012. Maria was at a beach party that included her DWTS partner Derek Hough and former NFL player Terrell Owens TV personality Maria Menounos showing off her bikini body while enjoying a day on the beach in Malibu, California on July 14, 2012. Maria was at a beach party that included her DWTS partner Derek Hough and former NFL player Terrell Owens FameFlynet, Inc. - Santa Monica, CA, USA - +1 (818) 307-4813
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50833429 TV personality Maria Menounos showing off her bikini body while enjoying a day on the beach in Malibu, California on July 14, 2012. Maria was at a beach party that included her DWTS partner Derek Hough and former NFL player Terrell Owens TV personality Maria Menounos showing off her bikini body while enjoying a day on the beach in Malibu, California on July 14, 2012. Maria was at a beach party that included her DWTS partner Derek Hough and former NFL player Terrell Owens FameFlynet, Inc. - Santa Monica, CA, USA - +1 (818) 307-4813
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50833430 TV personality Maria Menounos showing off her bikini body while enjoying a day on the beach in Malibu, California on July 14, 2012. Maria was at a beach party that included her DWTS partner Derek Hough and former NFL player Terrell Owens TV personality Maria Menounos showing off her bikini body while enjoying a day on the beach in Malibu, California on July 14, 2012. Maria was at a beach party that included her DWTS partner Derek Hough and former NFL player Terrell Owens FameFlynet, Inc. - Santa Monica, CA, USA - +1 (818) 307-4813
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50833434 TV personality Maria Menounos showing off her bikini body while enjoying a day on the beach in Malibu, California on July 14, 2012. Maria was at a beach party that included her DWTS partner Derek Hough and former NFL player Terrell Owens TV personality Maria Menounos showing off her bikini body while enjoying a day on the beach in Malibu, California on July 14, 2012. Maria was at a beach party that included her DWTS partner Derek Hough and former NFL player Terrell Owens FameFlynet, Inc. - Santa Monica, CA, USA - +1 (818) 307-4813
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50833436 TV personality Maria Menounos showing off her bikini body while enjoying a day on the beach in Malibu, California on July 14, 2012. Maria was at a beach party that included her DWTS partner Derek Hough and former NFL player Terrell Owens TV personality Maria Menounos showing off her bikini body while enjoying a day on the beach in Malibu, California on July 14, 2012. Maria was at a beach party that included her DWTS partner Derek Hough and former NFL player Terrell Owens FameFlynet, Inc. - Santa Monica, CA, USA - +1 (818) 307-4813
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50833445 TV personality Maria Menounos showing off her bikini body while enjoying a day on the beach in Malibu, California on July 14, 2012. Maria was at a beach party that included her DWTS partner Derek Hough and former NFL player Terrell Owens TV personality Maria Menounos showing off her bikini body while enjoying a day on the beach in Malibu, California on July 14, 2012. Maria was at a beach party that included her DWTS partner Derek Hough and former NFL player Terrell Owens FameFlynet, Inc. - Santa Monica, CA, USA - +1 (818) 307-4813