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Because diet and portion control are totes lame, Jessica Simpson found an obvious loophole in effectively voiding her $3 million endorsement deal/weight loss challenge with Weight Watchers: lying perfectly still with her legs open. Us Weekly says:
Another baby on the way! Seven months after giving birth to daughter Maxwell Drew Johnson, the star is once again expecting, the new issue of Us Weekly exclusively confirms. “It definitely wasn’t planned. But yes, Jessica is pregnant again,” a source reveals to Us. The surprise baby-to-be is the second for the singer and Fashion Star mentor, 32, and fiance Eric Johnson. (A rep for Simpson had no comment.)
Congrats to Jessica and Eric for almost pulling off the Irish twins, but this wasn’t planned? Did she slip and fall unfertilized egg first into some semen? Last time I checked, there was only one way to get pregnant. Unless cookie dough has a dick, I’m gonna take a wild stab and say this was planned. Unlike her meals for the week.
