Despite the fact that Liam Hemsworth has upgraded his vagina sevice pack, Miley Cyrus is aparently using the classic white girl method of texting him incessantly all night begging him to come back. Hollywood Life reports:
Poor Miley Cyrus! Liam Hemsworth is moving on so quickly, publicly kissing pretty Mexican actress Eiza González, 23, (Todd’s note: Again THIS) just one day after reps announced that he and Miley had called off their engagement. Meanwhile, Miley is so devastated that she’s reportedly pleading with Liam to get back together with her via late-night texts. Despite all the signs that their relationship was falling apart, it seems Miley, 20, still can’t accept the fact that it’s over between her and Liam, 23, according to Life & Style magazine. Just days before their split was announced, “Miley was telling people Liam loves her,” a source close to the “We Can’t Stop” singer tells the mag. “She texts him so much, especially super late at night,” the source reveals. “His friends joke about it. Liam doesn’t want to be mean — but he wants to be single.”
There’s also been several reports that Miley is dating Mike Will Made It. I guess because he’s black and she’s black now. As you can see below, what black guy can resist a bony redneck with a flat ass and Joan of Arc hair? Watch any rap video. There’s so many skinny white girls you’d think they filmed them at an H&M.
