With shit in the ocean biting 9 foot great whites in half and America’s new weekly reality show about mass shootings, your mind probably forgot that Beyonce and Gwyneth Paltrow are like basically best friends. May wasn’t the best month for either of them after Beyonce had some stuff happen in an elevator and a club, and Gwyneth pulled her head out of her ass long enough to say something dumb and to be generally insufferable. But June? GIRLS’ TRIP!
The actress will help her A-list pal, 32, unwind with yoga classes and hikes before the Drunk in Love hitmaker begins her gruelling On the Run tour with husband Jay Z later this month. The 41-year-old is believed to have checked the pair into an exclusive complex in California’s central coast, where they are expected to meditate, go on long walks and sample local wine.
This will probably Day 1. Should be fun.
Gwyneth: “Namaste.”
Beyonce: “I’ll stay, too.”
Gwyneth: “What?”
Beyonce: “Huh?”
Gwyneth: “Beyonce, I said namaste.”
Beyonce: “I know, Gwyneth. I said I am too, what?”
Gwyneth: “What are you talking about?”
Beyonce: “Bitch, what are you talking about?”
Gwyneth: “I think someone in this room is misdirecting their anger right now, and that person isn’t me that’s all I’m saying.”
