Chrissy Teigen Did Esquire

August 7, 2014

My daily Gchat with Fish was interrupted with “holy hell that Chrissy Teigen Esquire shoot”, then I immediately Googled “Chrissy Teigen Esquire” and holy hell. Not sure why we would want to see Chrissy Teigen doing yard work, but she looks fantastic. Even though I haven’t seen every shoot she’s done, this is the best shoot she’s ever done. I realize people like to hate on her for some reason, but it’s obvious she’s the perfect woman. Hot, smart, hilariously funny, 50% chance she’s drunk at all times, loves to cook, loves to eat, and sporadically responds to texts. What more could you possibly want? A burrito? Yes, actually, that sounds good. Just not Chipotle.