Miranda Kerr Hopes You Think You'll Look Like This If You Buy A Wonderbra

Miranda Kerr Hopes You Think You’ll Look Like This If You Buy A Wonderbra

December 1, 2014

You’re probably checking your corporate dress code to see if cotton-blend spandex is business casual since you ate like 250,000 calories this weekend because you secretly hate yourself, so here’s Miranda Kerr modeling the new WonderBra and basically being what your boyfriend or husband thinks about when she’s banging you while trying to avoid your face because it smells like gravy. Wait, what are you doing? That dress doesn’t fit anymore put it away. Stop making this worse on yourself. This is getting really embarrassing.