Carly Lauren Will Make Your Monday Better

I was gonna write about the Sydney hostage situation going on right now, or the mass shooting that just happened, or about the people who are okay with the CIA torturing people but feel like they’re being persecuted if they don’t feel like you’re keeping the Christ (another victim of torture) in Christmas, but this is America. We don’t want to be bothered with all that shit. We want to look at tits and go large on our value meal while we still argue over Darwin. So here’s Playmate Carly Lauren at the The BenchWarmer 10th Annual Winter Wonderland Toy Drive. It should be noted that she wasn’t the only one there with tits, but in keeping with the spirit of the event, she was the only who had them gift wrapped. Yay, Carly!

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