In my effort to post every picture of Megan Fox on the set of TMNT 2, I’m sad to report that Laura Linney is in this bullshit. Fucking Laura Linney plays a cop in a movie about CGI turtles who know karate and like pizza. Is Laura facing foreclosure? Is she trying to raise enough to ransom her daughter back from ISIS? Someone needs to explain this. In the meantime, Megan Fox is in a tight shirt that probably wouldn’t need a hanger after I was done with it. Because it would be really stiff. From dried semen. That’s where I was going with that.