John Mayer Is Helping Katy Perry Write A Song About Taylor Swift

Katy Perry and John Mayer were seen together at Disneyland this week, so if Katy’s plan was to take Mayer to the happiest place on Earth then rub her titties in his face, it apparently worked because he’s helping her write her own diss track, a response to Taylor Swift‘s  “Bad Blood”, because Katy Perry is a child. Also, please keep in mind that both Katy Perry and John Mayer are both over 30.

Katy Perry was noticeably absent from the Billboards because, well, Taylor Swift…But apparently K-Pez was all set to go to the awards (she had an eyelash appointment and everything!), but boyfriend (and ex-boyfriend of Taylor Swift) John Mayer persuaded her not to go. “John convinced her it was a bad idea,” Katy’s friend told heat magazine. “Katy realised she couldn’t stand the idea of the cameras being on her face as she had to watch Taylor win every award with all her friends applauding her.” “Katy thinks revenge is a dish best served cold,” the friend added. “She’s even more determined to show people what she calls ‘the real Taylor’ – she’s writing some big, anthemic-type songs that’ll feature dirt on Taylor that John’s told her from when they used to date. “Katy’s sure that she’ll be back on top before long, and Taylor will regret ever starting this stupid row.”

I’m not sure you can call it a “diss track” if somebody else writes it for you, bit Katy Perry is a Christian, so revenge is kinda what they’re known for besides potlucks and being obsessed with gay sex instead of child molesters. I guess they good thing about Mayer writing this is that it won’t be a three-minute string of cliches that she randomized to kinda rhyme.  Also, again, Katy Perry is 30 years old. Her burn book is still on MySpace.