Iggy Azalea Is Probably Pregnant

Now that her career has sprouted Germanwings and will soon crash into One Hit Wonder Mountain, Iggy Azalea is now ready to start the stage of her life: a pregnant woman in the kitchen because Nick Young wants his bitch docile and cooking grits.

“Nick made it very clear that if he and Iggy were going to marry, he wanted her to scale back on work,” a source tells OK! Magazine. “Now her friends are buzzing that the real reason for the cancellation and the engagement is that Iggy’s pregnant.”… Furthermore, the report says she recently stopped drinking and partying because she’s been “exhausted,” but now friends suspect she’s just getting ready to become a stay-at-home mom! “Nick wants a traditional wife, who lives to cook and be home to attend to the family’s needs,” the source adds. While it may seem extreme to make Iggy pick either a career or motherhood — uh, hello, it’s 2015! — it was allegedly a no-brainer for the “Fancy” singer.

In the span of a month, Iggy got engaged, cancelled her tour, and got fired, and replaced by a more gay for play Nick Jonas, from the Pittsburgh Pride event. She also might be pregnant by a dude who averages 1.1 assist a game, so her lawyer should take that into consideration when it comes to eventual child support.

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