Katy Perry And John Mayer Broke Up Again

Yeah, so Katy Perry and John Mayer have split for the fourth time. You know, like maybe this wasn’t meant to be and stuff.

In what might be the most accurate form of life imitating art, we offer you Katy Perry and John Mayer’s roller coaster relationship. These two have been up and down (or “hot and cold,” if you will) for years now, and E! News has exclusively learned from a source close to the couple that they’ve called it quits again.

Katy Perry has big boobs. That’s pretty much it. Oh and a rumored raging coke problem. Which is probably why she nodded and hit send on this tweet thinking it read like Cormac McCarthy. She and John Mayer (mostly John Mayer) were supposed to write a Taylor Swift diss track in response to Taylor Swift’s Katy Perry diss track, but wow I’m already bored with this so I’m stopping now.

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