JJ Watt Is Probably Banging Lindsey Pelas

 

For the second straight year, Yahoo Sports has refused to let me just have JJ Watt and Luke Kuechly as my starting defense.  To be honest, I think that’s pretty racist and a blatant case of  mutantphobia. I’m this close to writing a think piece about it. Don’t test me, Yahoo. Luckily for those of us who are more tolerant, Lindsey Pelas doesn’t share this bigotry and 15 days ago she asked JJ Watt to “slide into her DMs'”. Watt might now be sliding into her vagina.

 

 

Remember that time the Houston Texans passed on Julius Peppers to draft David Carr? I think this makes up for that.



#standwithlindsey

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