Selena Gomez was in Forth Worth, TX this weekend to throw her cousin an engagement party (that’s them in the Instagram pic above), but according to a frat bro who emailed into Total Frat Move, Selena was fuuuucccked up. You can read the whole email here, but this is my favorite part:
I glanced at my pledge brother in disbelief as I thought of anything I could say. But before I could open my mouth my pledge brother asked “so what’s the occasion?” “We’re celebrating.” Is all her gross posse snarled back at us. “Hey Selena we went to the same middle school” my pledge brother said trying his absolute best to seal the deal. She looked up slowly at him and shouted “It doesn’t matter! None of this fucking matters!” Then the elevator stopped and the doors opened as Selena blew chunks all over her friends purse. I busted out laughing and walked outside as she was ushered away under the cover of strong Mexican women.
In conclusion, Selena Gomez made her cousin’s engagement party about her and apparently is a crying, violent drunk. Here’s the thing though: still would. The heart wants what it wants, I’m afraid.
Selena Gomez Drunk
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Selena Gomez Drunk #1
Vanity Fair Oscar Party at Wallis Annenberg Center for Performing Arts - Arrivals Featuring: Selena Gomez Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 28 Feb 2016 Credit: Adriana M. Barraza/WENN.com
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Selena Gomez Drunk #2
Vanity Fair Oscar Party at Wallis Annenberg Center for Performing Arts - Arrivals Featuring: Selena Gomez Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 28 Feb 2016 Credit: Adriana M. Barraza/WENN.com
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Selena Gomez Drunk #3
Vanity Fair Oscar Party at Wallis Annenberg Center for Performing Arts - Arrivals Featuring: Selena Gomez Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 28 Feb 2016 Credit: Adriana M. Barraza/WENN.com
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Selena Gomez Drunk #4
Vanity Fair Oscar Party at Wallis Annenberg Center for Performing Arts - Arrivals Featuring: Selena Gomez Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 28 Feb 2016 Credit: Adriana M. Barraza/WENN.com
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Selena Gomez Drunk #5
Vanity Fair Oscar Party at Wallis Annenberg Center for Performing Arts - Arrivals Featuring: Selena Gomez Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 28 Feb 2016 Credit: Adriana M. Barraza/WENN.com
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Selena Gomez Drunk #6
Vanity Fair Oscar Party at Wallis Annenberg Center for Performing Arts - Arrivals Featuring: Selena Gomez Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 28 Feb 2016 Credit: Adriana M. Barraza/WENN.com
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Selena Gomez Drunk #7
Vanity Fair Oscar Party at Wallis Annenberg Center for Performing Arts - Arrivals Featuring: Selena Gomez Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 28 Feb 2016 Credit: Adriana M. Barraza/WENN.com
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Selena Gomez Drunk #8
Vanity Fair Oscar Party at Wallis Annenberg Center for Performing Arts - Arrivals Featuring: Selena Gomez Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 28 Feb 2016 Credit: Adriana M. Barraza/WENN.com
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Selena Gomez Drunk #9
Vanity Fair Oscar Party at Wallis Annenberg Center for Performing Arts - Arrivals Featuring: Selena Gomez Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 28 Feb 2016 Credit: Adriana M. Barraza/WENN.com
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Selena Gomez Drunk #10
Vanity Fair Oscar Party at Wallis Annenberg Center for Performing Arts - Arrivals Featuring: Selena Gomez Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 28 Feb 2016 Credit: Adriana M. Barraza/WENN.com
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Selena Gomez Drunk #11
Vanity Fair Oscar Party at Wallis Annenberg Center for Performing Arts - Arrivals Featuring: Selena Gomez Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 28 Feb 2016 Credit: Adriana M. Barraza/WENN.com
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Selena Gomez Drunk #12
Vanity Fair Oscar Party at Wallis Annenberg Center for Performing Arts - Arrivals Featuring: Selena Gomez Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 28 Feb 2016 Credit: Adriana M. Barraza/WENN.com
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Selena Gomez Drunk #13
Vanity Fair Oscar Party at Wallis Annenberg Center for Performing Arts - Arrivals Featuring: Selena Gomez Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 28 Feb 2016 Credit: FayesVision/WENN.com
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Selena Gomez Drunk #14
Vanity Fair Oscar Party at Wallis Annenberg Center for Performing Arts - Arrivals Featuring: Selena Gomez Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 28 Feb 2016 Credit: FayesVision/WENN.com
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Selena Gomez Drunk #15
Vanity Fair Oscar Party at Wallis Annenberg Center for Performing Arts - Arrivals Featuring: Selena Gomez Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 28 Feb 2016 Credit: FayesVision/WENN.com
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Selena Gomez Drunk #16
Vanity Fair Oscar Party at Wallis Annenberg Center for Performing Arts - Arrivals Featuring: Selena Gomez Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 28 Feb 2016 Credit: FayesVision/WENN.com
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Selena Gomez Drunk #17
Vanity Fair Oscar Party at Wallis Annenberg Center for Performing Arts - Arrivals Featuring: Selena Gomez Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 28 Feb 2016 Credit: FayesVision/WENN.com
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Selena Gomez Drunk #18
Vanity Fair Oscar Party at Wallis Annenberg Center for Performing Arts - Arrivals Featuring: Selena Gomez Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 28 Feb 2016 Credit: FayesVision/WENN.com
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Selena Gomez Drunk #19
Vanity Fair Oscar Party at Wallis Annenberg Center for Performing Arts - Arrivals Featuring: Selena Gomez Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 28 Feb 2016 Credit: FayesVision/WENN.com
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Selena Gomez Drunk #20
Vanity Fair Oscar Party at Wallis Annenberg Center for Performing Arts - Arrivals Featuring: Selena Gomez Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 28 Feb 2016 Credit: FayesVision/WENN.com
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Selena Gomez Drunk #21
Vanity Fair Oscar Party at Wallis Annenberg Center for Performing Arts - Arrivals Featuring: Selena Gomez Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 28 Feb 2016 Credit: FayesVision/WENN.com
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Selena Gomez Drunk #22
Vanity Fair Oscar Party at Wallis Annenberg Center for Performing Arts - Arrivals Featuring: Selena Gomez Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 28 Feb 2016 Credit: FayesVision/WENN.com
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Selena Gomez Drunk #23
Vanity Fair Oscar Party at Wallis Annenberg Center for Performing Arts - Arrivals Featuring: Selena Gomez Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 28 Feb 2016 Credit: FayesVision/WENN.com
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Selena Gomez Drunk #24
Vanity Fair Oscar Party at Wallis Annenberg Center for Performing Arts - Arrivals Featuring: Selena Gomez Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 28 Feb 2016 Credit: Adriana M. Barraza/WENN.com
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Selena Gomez Drunk #25
Vanity Fair Oscar Party at Wallis Annenberg Center for Performing Arts - Arrivals Featuring: Selena Gomez Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 28 Feb 2016 Credit: Adriana M. Barraza/WENN.com
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Selena Gomez Drunk #26
Vanity Fair Oscar Party at Wallis Annenberg Center for Performing Arts - Arrivals Featuring: Selena Gomez Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 28 Feb 2016 Credit: Adriana M. Barraza/WENN.com
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Selena Gomez Drunk #27
Vanity Fair Oscar Party at Wallis Annenberg Center for Performing Arts - Arrivals Featuring: Selena Gomez Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 28 Feb 2016 Credit: Adriana M. Barraza/WENN.com
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Selena Gomez Drunk #28
Vanity Fair Oscar Party at Wallis Annenberg Center for Performing Arts - Arrivals Featuring: Selena Gomez Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 28 Feb 2016 Credit: Adriana M. Barraza/WENN.com
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Selena Gomez Drunk #29
Vanity Fair Oscar Party at Wallis Annenberg Center for Performing Arts - Arrivals Featuring: Selena Gomez Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 28 Feb 2016 Credit: Adriana M. Barraza/WENN.com
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Selena Gomez Drunk #30
Vanity Fair Oscar Party at Wallis Annenberg Center for Performing Arts - Arrivals Featuring: Selena Gomez Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 28 Feb 2016 Credit: Adriana M. Barraza/WENN.com
