Earlier this week Charlize Theron said she was too pretty to get good roles in Hollywood, then yesterday it was announced that she was playing the villain in Fast 8. Those two things together probably tell you all you need to know about the villain in Fast 8. Here’s the announcement thing:
Our crew will face its greatest adversary ever in our next film as we welcome Charlize Theron to the Fast family. 4.14.17. #F8
Posted by Fast & Furious on Thursday, April 7, 2016
Like is how much money is Universal making that they’ve decided to make eight Vin Diesel movies? There’s more of this shit than Star Wars. That doesn’t seem right. These movies are about people racing in cars to steal stuff, then one of the people actually died while racing a car and they put his hologram in the last one even his body had to be identified by dental records. So maybe this set will be haunted. Something has to be done.