Taylor Swift Crashed A Wedding, Ran Calvin Harris Off With ‘Marriage, Babies’ Talk

 

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OMG, did you guys hear?! Taylor Swift crashed a wedding! I thought she hated weddings

Over the weekend, the singer made a special trip to New Jersey, where she surprised two of her biggest fans, Max Singer and Kenya Smith, with a performance at their wedding. Clad in a gorgeous strapless dress, Taylor took to the piano and belted out “Blank Space,” like only she can. But that wasn’t the best part! What made the moment even sweeter was the story behind the surprise. Back in April, Max’s sister, Ali, reached out to Taylor in a letter regarding the death of their mother, telling the singer how the couple tied the knot in a hospital so their mom wouldn’t miss out on her son’s big day. The groom and his mom even danced to Taylor’s “Blank Space” before she passed away.

I really don’t want to get into why a man would dance with his dying mother to “Blank Space” of all songs. Either his wife made that up, or the mother died so she could get all this over with. But I think what Taylor’s PR team wants us to take from this story is that Taylor is comfortable at weddings, and there’s zero chance of her tackling the bride when the white dress triggers a PTSD flare up. She’s totally fine, everything’s fine, no worries. Just take a few steps back and let her get some air. Totally fine. Except maybe not.

She used to talk about their future a lot — marriage, babies. And although he wants all of that, it just felt a bit like she was all full-steam ahead, whereas he is more of a slow and steady, let things progress organically, kind of guy,” the insider tells Us. “It’s a shame because Taylor is a lovely girl,” the source adds. “But it just obviously wasn’t meant to be.”

Now keep in mind that Taylor Swift wrote two songs on two different albums about Harry Styles and they dated a month. She dated Conor Kennedy for three months then tried to buy a house across the street from his mom. We don’t even need to get into poor Joe Jonas. That poor bastard. She dated Calvin Harris for 15 months. Fifteen. You know how long that is in Swift? It’s a long time. Maybe Demi Lovato is single because Taylor can’t self-harm and needs somebody who know what they’re doing. Levels. 



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