Green freaking sand!!! What? That’s by @stevebitanga
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I honestly have no idea what Sara Underwood does for money at this point. If her Instagram over the last two years tells us anything, its that she gets money by almost getting naked in national parks. I was unaware that was a career path. Whatever. Have you seen fucking ass? Good lawd. I want to invite her over cook her some grits because I’ll already have the jelly out.