Don’t you hate it when you come home after a solid date night with the wife, complete with a few fine cuts from Outback Steakhouse and a few margaritas at Huey’s, only to find that some asshole who thinks he’s Jack Bauer has totally ransacked your house, including putting a frozen crab in your closet?
Well, that’s pretty much what happened to a Seattle couple over the weekend.
According to police, a couple returned home to their apartment and discovered someone, who wound up being their neighbor, had broken in. But strangely enough, he didn’t take anything. Instead, he left the couple’s apartment in an absolute mess because he was tripping on LSD.
That included leaving kitty litter in the sink, stashing clothes in the bathtub, removing the peep hole from the door, and stuffing every credit card belonging to one of the victims inside a chocolate muffin.
When police approached the neighbor, he tried to assure them everything was okay because he was Jack Bauer from “24.”
Since we’re posting this story, we’re pretty sure they didn’t buy that.
(via Gawker)
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