John Lennon wrote that instant karma is “gonna look you right in the face.”
In the case of a would-be Dublin car bomber Sunday night, it blew up in his face and authorities think it’s because he forgot to move the clock on his bomb ahead for daylight saving time.
According to the Daily Mirror, the injured idiot was seen fleeing the scene while he was dripping in blood after the device he was attaching to a car went off too early.
The exploding device was so powerful that it not only completely destroyed the SUV it was attached to, but also blew off the doors and windows of a nearby house. The SUV belonged to a local business owner, who we’re assuming briefly experienced that rare combination of being pissed off yet relieved at the same time.
Even more amazing than the fact that the explosion didn’t kill this loser is that he was able to get his bearings enough to hail a cab out of town.
And even more amazing than that is the fact that a cabbie actually offered a ride to guy covered in his own blood. I mean, can you imagine the poor bastard who had to sit in that cab after this guy was done with it?
