office toilet. Photo: Inhabitant (Getty).
The expression “get your mind out of the gutter” has nothing on this gallery, as we chose to set the bar even lower somehow. While we’ve never quite understood why upgrades to the toilet are still being made considering the basic model has been pretty efficient for a couple of centuries now, we’d be lying if we said we weren’t itching to take a ride on a few of these bad boys. After all, what’s a life well spent without dropping a hot bomb in a golden toilet?
Absurdly Lavish Toilets That Actually Exist
Now that we’ve flushed out the best of the best, it’s a solid waste that we won’t actually be able to use any of them. We apologize for the potty humor, but after seeing all these lavish designs, there’s no way we can consider any toilet we use going forward as anything more than second best. Or to put it another way…runnerup. Wait, we might have screwed up the punch line on that one. Poop!
