No word yet if the stud has been hired as the face of Viagra’s latest marketing campaign, though.
According to ITV, a male guinea pig at Hatton Country World in Warwickshire, England, is going to be the father of 400 new piglets after knocking up 100 ladies in the park’s female enclosure.
“Randy” went unnoticed in the female enclosure for several weeks until park officials noticed the little guy was losing quite a bit of weight. Only then did they realize that Randy was a male and he was a major player who impregnated most of the females surrounding him.
“One of our male guinea pigs managed to find his way into the female enclosure and had a very good time, by the looks of it,” park manager Richard Craddock said. “We suspect a child may have placed him in the wrong pen by accident after stroking him, or Randy may have somehow broken out of his enclosure to get to the females.”
The park plans on expanding their guinea pig section to accommodate the population boom. They’ll probably also want to make sure their manager refrains from talking about kids “stroking” a guinea pig while he’s commenting on a story about a guinea pig addicted to sex in the future.
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