If you thought that you had seen it all in Florida, well, think again.
According to the New York Daily News, a 19-year-old Florida woman was arrested over the weekend after a surveillance camera captured her setting fire to her ex-boyfriend’s ride in an effort to get some kind of revenge on him.
The problem with that? You guessed it: The shitty Honda Civic that Carmen Chamblee set ablaze didn’t belong to her ex. That’s right, kids. The owner (or former owner, I guess) of the car is Thomas Jennings, and he was none too pleased with Chamblee’s antics.
Call it a hunch, Carmen, but maybe your ex-boyfriend dumped you because you never paid attention to anything he was doing. And if he indeed really was your boyfriend, then odds are you probably should have been able to correctly identify the hunk of shit he used to pick you up with before taking you out for a delicious “2 for $20” meal at Applebee’s.
It would have been even more embarrassing if she would have set the wrong dick on fire: Woman Sets Cheating Boyfriend’s Penis On Fire Because Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned
