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When a man loves a woman, he can do no wrong. Well, that is, unless these 12 things that happen during sex that totally throw you off your game come up, and they most definitely will. From failed fantasies to unwelcome relatives, we’re diving deep into the awkward sex moments we’ve all had but fear to share. Here’s a chance to laugh at some funny photos, bask in the glow of your inferiority and then share with us some of your biggest sex mood killers. To share it always goes accordingly when legs are flying and chaos is in the air would just be one big sexual lie. So enjoy the 12 things that happen during sex that totally throw you off your game and see if you can power through your next time. We know you’ll try and trust you’ll fail, then laugh at your pathetic attempts and try again.
So don’t you worry, it happens to a lot of people out there, so let’s suffer together, shall we?
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Thrown Off Your Sex Game
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Family Portraits
Photo: Reddit
Right next to the bed seems like a strange place to keep a picture of your parents. Nobody told you there was going to be an audience, and now you're having trouble keeping it up with her mother's judgmental Catholic eyes.
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Disturbing Watchdog
Photo: Getty
You were told it would be alright, that the dog would eventually go to sleep, but there you are trying to focus on what's going on while some bad-breathed hellhound is staring you down like you just broke into their territory and took all the milkbones. Bad time to have your pants down. There's also a chance of additional humping from this lovely beast.
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Incoming Notifications
Photo: via disqus.com
Just about, almost there, and wait, wait, wait. There's a quick incoming text. Wait no, that's a Bumble match, and you better take a moment to respond quickly. You only have 24 hours.
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The Hot Hot Heat
Photo: via Healthy Life Experiment
We've all been there: too much booze, not enough water and suddenly the lack of hydration is causing you to sweat in ways you didn't possible. It's too damn hot, but the window is across the room, panic sets in and your little trooper begins to panic with you. Just a quick opening of all the windows so the neighbors can tune in, and, never mind, the moment has passed.
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Snapping Sex Selfies
Photo: via huffingtonpost.com
There's nothing more distracting than the sudden, expected flash of a phone camera. Not only do you have to look forward to these possibly resurfacing, but along with it comes the caption about how you couldn't perform afterwards.
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Inappropriate Laughter
Photo: via sheknows.com
Some girls make cute little noises during sex, but it's the laughter you have to be wary of. Inappropriate laughter not only makes you want to suffocate the other person, it calls into question some of your best moves.
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Neighbors Blasting Lines
Photo: via Lane Crawford Review
You went out for a nice dinner, had a few glasses of wine and the table for foreplay and beyond is set. Then, of course, around 2 a.m. your drunk neighbors return from the bars and get real vocal about doing cocaine while blasting "Foxy" out the windows.
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Trump Posters
Photo: via theodysseyonline.com
There is no bigger boner killer than seeing the new dictator of America above somebody's bed. Can't imagine a lot of cute Muslim girls finding this to be a turn-on.
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Aunt Flo's Unexpected Visit
Photo: via tigerlilytoph.com
Things were going just fine until it got a little spotty on the rug. Some people don't handle the pop-in of Aunt Flo so well, and this can be a real sex killer. Our advice: Close your eyes and pretend you're at Disneyland. We're talking periods here, people, in case that wasn't clear.
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Wrong Hole
Photo: YouTube
She told you once, and she'll tell you again, but not without slapping you. Your only likely response will be: "Too late."
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Wrong Fantasy
Photo: via The Telegraph
She said she liked it rough and that she wanted to make your fantasies come true. How were you supposed to know she didn't want to hear about your 101 Dalmatians fantasy while you did her doggy-style?
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Wrong Name
Photo: Columbia Pictures
This is the time when it comes to blows that you're either cheating or miss your mother when the wrong girl's name comes out. The best thing we can offer is that you apologize nicely and power through as awkwardness to the finish line. Then she's free to slap you.
