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Do you ever get the feeling like your life looks pretty useless and boring? Well, you should because that’s probably the case. Luckily for you, there are ingenious things you can do to change that, or at least make it look a little better from a distance. And if these are ingenious things you’re not doing already, then you better start pretty damn soon.
How do you eat your desserts? Are there drawers in your house that don’t open? Do you shower indoors? Well don’t be such a sucker and change a few things, and maybe (just maybe), it’ll add a little meaning, a little color, back into your life.
There have been plenty of things we hated as children that we now live for as adults, and in the spirit of that, let us revive our boring, monotonous lives with a bit of zeal, a bit of flavor, and for the love of all that is holy in our land, start cutting your fucking candy bars with a knife like a respectable human being. We are growing up, so let’s start acting like it, right?
9 Ingenious Things You’re Not Doing But Better Start Soon
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Eating Your Snickers With a Fork & Knife
How do you eat your dessert, with your hands?
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Showering Outdoors As Much As Humanly Possible
There's really nothing better.
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Preparing Meals in Said Shower
Two birds, one faucet. Just make sure you clean yourself first. Even then, there's no guarantees.
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Composting
Alright, now we're getting serious for a second, as composting has become the newest heavyweight talking trend to rival "I'm vegan." Yeah, we know you're not a vegan, you are vegan, we get it.
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Appointing Separate Toilets Seats
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Why would you share shit seats with people you know intimately, let alone complete strangers in your home? Get yourself your own toilet seat tab. You've earned that much, which is not to get herpes from a toilet seat of all places, basically.
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Utilizing the Moment App
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Related: Moment Is the App That Will Scare You Away From Your Phone & Make You Human Again
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Butter Shave
We were thinking more of a shea butter for moisturizing. Men, if you don't moisturize, you don't know what you're missing out on. Ask anyone, or just watch a Bill Burr stand-up bit on it. I mean, you could use butter to shave, but you could probably also use toothpaste, if that's the conversation.
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SPF
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If we didn't say it before (we did), we'll say it again. Stay youthful as long as you can and avoid embarrassing sunburns with a little SPF. That's all it takes.
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Removing Worthless Drawers
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Related: 12 Things You Despised As A Child But Now Live For As An Adult
