Photo: Hidden Valley
The holidays are upon us. This means that eggnog season has officially begun. Haters of eggnog will point out that it’s like drinking eggy, sweet paste disguised as a drink. Eggnog fans will tell you that it’s nostalgic, delicious, and puts them in the holiday spirit. Both agree that eggnog is a sweetened, egg and milk-based drink. One flavor the drink historically doesn’t have is ranch dressing. That is until now.
If you enjoy the creamy mouthfeel of eggnog but wish it was a little saltier and more savory, the folks at Hidden Valley have you covered. That’s because the brand’s online Ranch shop is now selling something called “RanchNog.”
Available at its online store for a limited time, the cringe-worthy drink is made from a kit called “Limited-Edition Holiday RanchNog Kit.” It was made with the help of mixologists Whiskey and Rosemary. In the kit, ranch fans get two Hidden Valley Ranch RanchNog glasses (Irish coffee mugs), a 2.5-ounce stainless steel jigger, two Hidden Valley Original Ranch Salad Dressing & Seasoning Mix Packets, and a recipe card.
While we don’t know what else goes into this drink (we assume eggnog?) we can safely say (even without trying this) we prefer our ranch dressing as a dipping sauce for pizza and not in a drink. But, if you have $50 to spend, you can grab this kit at Hidden Valley Ranch’s online store.
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