Meanwhile in New Jersey: Man Discovers Priceless Pearl in Clam Appetizer (We’ll Have What He’s Having) Talk about must-see seafood.
Mandatory Milkshake Battles: Dunkin’ Shamrock Macchiato v. McDonald’s Shamrock Shake There’s only one true Shamrock Shake. Which one is it?
McDonald’s Selling Soapiest Sundae of All Time With an Infamous Herb We Never Asked For McDonald’s China is selling an ice cream sundae featuring vanilla soft serve, a cilantro sauce, and a healthy sprinkle of…
Nitro Pepsi Promises Less Fizz and Takes Away Our Favorite Part of Drinking Soda Nobody asked for this.
Meanwhile in Las Vegas: Restaurant Accused of Lacing Food With Weed, What’s the Address So We Can Be Sure to Avoid The customers who had to visit the ER after eating at this restaurant didn’t have tummy troubles. They’re claiming they…
Limited Edition Coca-Cola Starlight Is ‘Space Flavored,’ Bullshit Exists in Space Too Before you get all judgy about the authenticity of Coca-Cola's latest elixir, you should know that it says "space flavored"…
You Can Buy Taco-Flavored Jelly Beans, Because That’s What Easter Has Been Missing Brach’s (on top of its usual flavors) is dropping a bag of jelly beans labeled as “Late Night Taco Truck.”
White Castle Hires 100 Robots to Flip Burgers And There Goes Your First Job After Dropping Out of High School The bots are after your burgers.