Meanwhile In Chicago: Mom of Train Robbery Suspect Drags Her Boy to Police Station, How Embarrassing Next time, just steal a few bucks from your mom's purse like a normal person.
Watch Monkey Snatch Dancing Woman’s Purse, We’ll Remember That Next Time We’re in Public With an Elaine Benes Let this be a warning, folks: don’t get too full of yourself. It’s just an invitation for the Universe to…
Meanwhile on TikTok: ‘Devious Lick’ Challenge Is Latest Trend Banned by the Platform, And It’s Not What You Think It Is (Or Is It?) TikTok rarely restricts or bans a trend or hashtag, but that’s starting to change. First, it was the Milk Crate…
Meanwhile in California: Man Arrested For Stealing Almost 21 Tons of Pistachios (Now That’s Nuts!) We love pistachios as much as the next person, but we can’t say we’ve ever been tempted to steal one…
Meanwhile in Illinois: Carjacker Returns Vehicle After Finding Toddler in Backseat, Another Sign Parenting Harder Than Prison With any luck, the person who committed this crime was scared straight after staring parenting in the face and surviving.
Meanwhile in New Jersey: Dreamy Burglar Couple Eats, Drinks, Screws and Showers During Their Break-In Talk about making yourself at home! A bold burglar couple got very intimate with a home they broke into in…
Runaway Ronald: Statue of McDonald’s Mascot Clown Stolen, And Yes They Actually Want it Back Instead of simply chalking it up to the universe telling them that the time was right to rid themselves of…
Kanye Reportedly Rakes $2 Million-Plus in Small Business Bailout for 106 Yeezy Jobs, Trump Likely Thinking ‘He Reminds Me of Me When I Was His Age’ We look back on Kanye’s many scandals, as well as getting to the bottom of his most recent one.
5-Year-Old Boy Who Stole Car Is Rewarded With Lamborghini Ride, That’ll Teach Him! So let this be a lesson to all your youngsters: If you can do it in a video game, you…
Woman Arrested for Stealing Car, Claims She’s Beyoncé, Wouldn’t Have Happened ‘If I Was A Boy’ We guess the officers liked this car thief's claim that she was Beyoncé so much, they put a ring on…