Weâve all threatened to run away from home when we didnât get what we wanted (still do!). But 5-year-old Adrian Zamarripa was the only child with the balls to steal his parentsâ car and attempt to drive to California to buy a Lamborghini. His negotiation skills must be exceptional considering he only had $3 to his name.
Fortunately, a Utah highway patrolman stopped him before any tragedy occurred. Adrian was returned to his parents, who would give him a few extra chores. And you would think the story ends there, but not these days! One local businessman heard about Adrian and his incredible misadventure and decided to reward the boyâs grand theft auto with a ride in his own Lamborghini. Thatâll teach him.
Whatâs next for Adrian? Only time and the news will tell.
Jeremy Neves (a man we hope does not have children of his own) says he was âabsolutely inspiredâ by Adrianâs initiative of going after what he wants, even if that means itâs highly illegal and could kill countless people. But on a lighter note, cars go fast!
So let this be a lesson to all your youngsters: If you can do it in a video game, you can do it anywhere.
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