Gulls Night Out: England Under Siege From Drunk Birds We mean literal "birds," not the British slang for girls
Russia Is Using The World Cup To Test 24-Hour Robot Brothels This time, the cold, robotic thrusting isn't a reflection on you
Scottish Mom Asks Son To Cut Grass (But Not Into A Giant Penis) Here's one way to get out of doing chores.
Kangaroo Runs Onto Soccer Pitch, Decides To Play Goalie The World Cup could use more unauthorized animals
World Cup Fans Nearly Destroy Tokyo Plumbing After Massive Halftime Toilet Break Domo arigato Mr. roto-rooter.