Pardoned White House Turkeys Named Bread and Butter, Ironically Named After Two Things Trump Will Never Pardon in the Least Nothing is more ironic than naming your potentially pardoned turkeys Bread and Butter, the two things that are never spared…
Kamala Harris Wants to Hire Your Out-of-Work Weed Dealer to Run Pot Shops (Especially If They Went to Prison For It) That's one smokin' senator.
President Trump Likely to Pardon Any Damn Turkey Who Can Get Dirt on Joe Biden (Or Make His Son Disappear on Thanksgiving) Pardon us, Mr. T.
Democrats Get Comedic Campaign Slogans After the October 15 Debate (12 Funny Memes!) Everybody loves a good campaign slogan...
Johnny Depp Can’t Catch a Break, Millionaire’s Dior Ad Pulled For Cultural Appropriation Some poor bastards never catch a break.
Trump Plastic Straws Give Supporters Two Birds-One Chance to Pledge Allegiance and Destroy Oceans Stay tuned for Trump AK-47s...
Democrats Leave Debate With Unintended New Campaign Slogans (20 Funny Memes!) Come in a winner, leave with an unintended campaign slogan.
How to Travel Abroad Without Being Labeled as a Rude American Here's how to keep your American rudeness in check when traveling to other countries.
Hypersonic 90-Minute Jet From NYC To London Goes From 0 To Airsickness In Seconds Flat A new startup wants to get you from New York to London in 90 minutes flat.
An Insincere Farewell Card To Sarah Huckabee Sanders (From America) So long, Sarah. Good luck lying at your next job.
Slay Your Holiday Party With A Run The Jewels Ugly Christmas Sweater The new Run The Yules collection is the perfect gift for the hip-hop super fan.
Emma Stone Is Still Really White The CFDA/Vogue Fashion Fund Awards were earlier this week. So be glad you weren’t invited, because they were apparently haunted.
Jason Ritter Responds to Melanie Lynskey Fans: ‘I Can Fight’ Jason Ritter had a witty response after fans playfully challenged him over his wife, Melanie Lynskey. Following Lynskey’s much-talked-about appearance…
CBS ‘60 Minutes’ Loses Veteran Producer, Slams Changes Under Bari Weiss Long-time producer Henry Schuster reportedly announced his departure from CBS’ 60 Minutes after nearly two decades. Schuster has become the…