Red-Haired Rudy Giuliani Loses Temper on TV, Halts Redhead Progress Forever Someone spiked the Kool-Aid.
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Family Gets Ready For Summer Trip to Disneyland, Dad Packs Boxing Gloves In case recent Disney history decides to repeat itself.
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This Fake News Story About Florida Strippers Getting Diarrhea From Tainted Shrimp Duped The Internet A night to remember.
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