Nintendo Nostalgia: Unopened Copy of ‘Super Mario Bros. 2’ Sells For Ridiculous Amount of Coin A woman name Patricia Martin Floyd was most likely not a gamer because when she died, a treasure trove of…
Meanwhile in Fast Food: McDonald’s Turning Iconic McRib Into an NFT, Still Will Find a Way to Ruin Your Gastro Track Instead of simply re-launching the popular sandwich, the well-known burger chain is also creating its first NFT (or non-fungible token).…
PETA Wants Baseball to Rename ‘Bullpen’ to Be Less Offensive, Much More Imperative Than Racist Mascots Before we continue, it should be noted that not only is this not an April fool’s joke, the folks at…
Sam Adams Launches ‘Out of this World’ Beer Brewed With Space Hops (We Doublechecked, It’s Definitely Not Jeff Bezos’ Discarded Urine) It’s called Space Craft and it was brewed using 66 pounds of hops (and definitely not Jeff Bezos' space urine)…
Meanwhile in Boxing: Mike Tyson Agrees to Fight Logan Paul, Nation Thanks Him in Advance For Knocking Paul’s Head Off His Body While details are limited so far, Tyson has said in interviews that he has a big fight coming in Las…
Ranked! The 10 Worst 2021-Themed Halloween Costume Ideas to Avoid (You Already Bought One of Them, Didn’t You) And, like any year, there are obvious costumes that will be everywhere. While it might seem like the right direction…
Weird Trends: Tropicana Launches Toothpaste For People Dumb Enough to Drink OJ After Brushing Teeth Tropicana is launching a limited-edition, orange-flavored toothpaste. Gross.
Meanwhile in Mandates: Man Selling Fake Arms to People Who Don’t Want to Get Vaccinated, Another Fail-Proof Triumph For Humanity This guy deserves a medal...upside his head.
Meanwhile in Hong Kong: 5-Hour Bus Ride Designed to Put You to Sleep, Clearly They’ve Never Been to Mount Rushmore We know what you’re thinking, how could someone fall asleep on an uncomfortable bus seat? Well, this snoozing double-decker bus…
This Week in Hard Seltzer: There’s a New Flavor Out Sure to Ruin Your Day (A Bit Tart, Don’t You Think?) While pickle-flavored hard seltzer is nothing new (there was another trending back in the late spring), this pickle-centric hard seltzer…