Meanwhile in China: Man Banned From All-You-Can-Eat BBQ For Eating Too Much, Clearly Has Never Been to America If a restaurant touts itself as all-you-can-eat, shouldn’t it allow anyone to eat as much as they can even if…
Impressive Wagyu Beef Vending Machine Proves Santa Still Loves You The machine has various cuts of beef including hamburger steak, shoulder roast, thinly sliced shoulder roast, and sirloin steak.
Meanwhile in Irony: YouTuber Who Made Video Claiming Not to Be Dead Dies Shortly After Eckhoff regularly made videos on his birthday to announce that he was in fact still alive. He won’t be making…
Meanwhile in Australia: Butcher Selling Fireball Whiskey Holiday Hams Shows Us Holidays Can Always Get Brighter (And More Belligerent) You might now be envisioning Frank Reynolds’ (Danny DeVito’s character from ‘It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia’) iconic rum ham, a…
Meanwhile in Alabama: Likely Unemployed Man Builds World’s Largest Nerf Gun and Now We Want to Quit Our Jobs Michael Pick is a software engineer who decided to completely change the world by making the world’s largest Nerf gun.
Heinz vs. Hunts: Which Is the Supreme Ketchup For the Next Frontier, Space We all know about the Cold War-era space race between the US and the former Soviet Union. Well, there’s a…
Mandatory Food Trends: New ‘RanchNog’ Kit Will Make You the Most Festive A-Hole on the Block If you enjoy the creamy mouthfeel of eggnog but wish it was a little saltier and more savory, the folks…
Man of the Year Builds Piano That Also Grills, Somebody Get This Guy Laid (Probably Doesn’t Need Our Help) “Piano man” wanted to build a piano that not only plays well but grills delicious-smelling meat.
Meanwhile in France: Cocaine Smugglers Use Your Favorite Bar Food to Mule 900 Pounds of Drugs, As If Our Drinking Wasn’t Problem Enough French authorities found a 922-found shipment of cocaine hidden in boxes of onion rings.
These Illegal Potato Chips Taste Like Horse Meat (And Other Stranger Things) While we think these flavors are intriguing and we’re all for MSCHF’s artistic endeavors, we’ll just stick to our classic…