Kentucky School Expels Girl Over Rainbow Birthday Cake and Matching Sweater, Then Gets Sued For Being Enormous Prick We think Jesus would be totally down with a rainbow birthday cake.
Hungover Super Bowl Fan From Iowa Excited to Caucus Bright and Early Monday If Iowa citizens want to vote, they have to physically show up at a caucus site to do it on…
Meanwhile in Florida: Mother of the Year Drives Getaway Car After Son Commits Robbery Instead of taking her son and his friends out for pizza, this Florida mom took them to a robbery.
Police Officer Fired For Giving Feces Sandwich to Homeless Man Wins Job Back, Maintains Sh!t-Eating Grin Justice was not served in this cop's shit sandwich situation.
Anti-Vaxxer Charged After Throwing Menstrual Blood in Court, Perfect Example For Why You Should Vaccinate Your Kids Someone has blood on their hands.
Man Asks Judge to Approve ‘Trial by Combat’ With Ex-Wife, Potential Reality Show ‘Marital Gladiators’ on the Table Mortal combat is one way to settle a divorce.
Meanwhile in Florida: Man Arrested For Hanging From Traffic Lights and Pooping on Cars, Stuck the Landing We get performance anxiety simply standing next to someone else at the urinal, so our hat is off to this…
Uber Jump Releases Three-Wheeled Scooters for Losers Who Are Also Uncoordinated Props to Uber for recognizing that their clientele is generally as uncoordinated as a 2 a.m. rideshare on New Year’s…
Study Finds Dads Hide From Family in Bathroom, IBS Now as Common of an Excuse as Glaucoma Is For Stoners The bathroom is the new man cave.
Gwyneth Paltrow’s Vagina Candle Sells Out, People Really Excited About Their Home Smelling Like They Just Had Sex And you thought vanilla-scented candles were bad.