Meanwhile in Florida: Bus Evacuated After Teen Hot-Boxes It With Axe Body Spray, Coins New Term ‘Douchebus’ A little Axe is way too much.
Lonesome Dog Sets Kitchen on Fire, Likely Strategic Play After a Year of the Exact Same Meal This dog's fury was burning hot.
Robert De Niro’s Assistant Denies Bingeing on ‘Friends’ During Work, Maintains She Was ‘On a Break’ Is catching up on your favorite sitcom during work worth getting fired for?
Mandatory Person of the Year Hires Plane to Find Her Stolen Dog, Offers $7K Reward The lengths some people will go to in order to find a lost dog!
‘Batman Returns’ Is Still the Ultimate Christmas Movie 30 Years Later (And Here’s Why) Sometimes holiday movies come in unsuspecting disguises.
The Clark Griswold Guide to an Old-Fashioned Family Christmas Clark Griswold himself taught each of us how to create the perfectly imperfect old-fashioned family Christmas.
Grinch Dog Caught Hoarding Toys From Charity Drive, Now on Santa’s Naughty List This golden retriever learned that some things shouldn't be retrieved.
Meanwhile in Florida: Woman ‘Accidentally’ Gifts Semi-Automatic Rifle at Baby Shower, Completely Blows Away Karen’s Baby Yoga Mat This baby shower gift blew the competition away.
Johnny Depp-Produced Puppet Musical Fingers Michael Jackson’s Glove as Perpetrator A new musical blames Michael Jackson's glove for his handsy behavior.
Harvey Weinstein to Undergo Back Surgery, Everyone Hoping For Swift Recovery So He Can Continue to Burn in Hell in Front of Us The quicker he leaves the hospital, the quicker he’ll be sitting in a jail cell.