Asteroids Heading For Earth! Nonexistent Space Force Says ‘Not Really Our Thing’ It’s starting to look like Jupiter may be foe as much as she is a friend.
Meanwhile in Florida: Woman Threatens to Get McDonald’s Sauce ‘By Any Means Necessary,’ Asking Deemed Perfectly Acceptable How far would you go to get your condiments?
Woman Threatens to Give ‘Black Eye’ to Breastfeeding Moms (And Their Babies), Absolutely No Recollection of Being Breastfed Herself This woman was ready to go to blows over public breastfeeding.
Texas Dad Upset With Son’s Haircut Shoots Barber, And It Wasn’t Even a Bowl Cut This Texas dad took his son's haircut way too seriously.
Harvey Weinstein Faces 4 New Counts of Sexual Assault in Los Angeles, Not Including All Houseplants He Defiled The creepiest predator in Hollywood just keeps getting creepier.
Carnival Cruise Ships Collide in Titanic Fashion, Because When Has Anything Good Ever Happened on a Cruise? Not every cruise ship crash is as exciting as the Titanic.
Mandatory Nostalgia Battle: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles vs. Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers Only one children's TV show wins the award for nostalgia.
Meanwhile in Florida: Naked Man Steals Car From Valet, Wasn’t Planning on Leather Seats If your car hasn’t been stolen from a valet by a naked man with something to prove, do you even…
Meanwhile in Florida: Mom Leaves Kids on Bus to Smoke Weed, Alternative Parenting Style Denied Parents need to let loose from time to time, but they probably shouldn't do so like this.
Company With Period Badges For Female Employees Under Fire, People Aren’t Going With the Flow Maybe they should make asshole executives wear a badge.