Kanye Fails to Get on Ballot in the State Where He Lives, Doesn’t Seem to Mind It’s Physical Impossible For Him to Win But don’t feel bad for West. He’s still a multi-millionaire that is married to Kim Kardashian and, in his mind,…
Meanwhile in Florida: Police Arrest 8-Year-Old Boy for Behavioral Issues, Since Adults in Florida Are Doing So Well This situation is inexcusable and we hope, for the boy’s sake and for the sake of future children who are…
Graphic Video Shows Wild Bison Ripping the Pants Off Sturgis Biker Woman, Is It Too Soon to Joke? It might be too soon to joke, but it’s never too soon to judge.
And Now, Fire Tornadoes! Brought to You by 2020 and the People Who Make California Wildfires As of yet, nobody has actually died because of a fire tornado, but what a way to go that would…
RNC Fails: Infamous Gun Couple Ironically Claims ‘Your Family Will Not Be Safe’ If Trump Loses, Eagerly Await Being Appointed Secretaries of Defense While the rest of the world continues to mock their guns (that absolutely aren’t indicative of their private parts, or…
RANKED! The Best Batmans, From Adam West to Robert Pattinson As Robert Pattinson prepares to take up the mantle of the Bat, we thought it an opportune time to discuss…
Ben Affleck to Return to ‘Batman’ Role Alongside Michael Keaton (You Wait for the Next One, Clooney) DC and Warner Bros. moved on to a new Batman film starring Robert Pattinson and it seemed, for quite some…
Blind Dog Discovers Puddle; We Rediscover Happiness and Love for First Time Since 2019 For now, we just want to watch this video on loop, because the unadulterated joy this dog experiences brings an…
Meanwhile in Florida: Man Holds Onto Moving Semi for Dear Life, Perfect Metaphor for 2020 The driver, to his credit, is the real hero of this story.
How to Know If You’re a Crap Social-Distancing Friend (Or Just a Selfish Prick) Some people are better at being socially distant friends than others. And some are just terrible at it.