New Viral Video Will Drive You Crazier Than ‘The Dress’ and ‘Laurel or Yanny’ Put Together Originating on TikTok (we think, though it could have been planted by Russia…or aliens…), it's a viral video in which…
Spotted! Baboons Wielding Chainsaws and Knives, No Reason to Think Next Few Months Will Escalate In case it isn’t clear -- please do not give a gang of baboons weapons.
Meanwhile in Wyoming: Man Confesses to Sexually Assaulting Horses, No Word Yet If It Was Straight to the Horse’s Mouth This is just one of those instances where, to prove guilt, it really does have to come from the horse’s…
The Mandatory Dining Out Guide to Surviving Supper in Public If you are going to dine out, we recommend not being an asshole about it.
Trump Proposes Delaying Election on Twitter, We’d Rather Eat All Our Vegetables at Dinner Honestly, we don’t know whether to laugh or cry anymore.
Basketball Star Lou Williams Leave NBA Bubble to Go to Funeral (Ends Up at Strip Club Like Any Other Funeral) After a funeral, an NBA player went to a strip club with his buddies, one of whom posted a photo…
NBA Debuts With ‘Say Her Name’ Jerseys Worn by Players Who Demand Justice For Breonna Taylor Multiple NBA players will be wearing jerseys with various messages promoting equality, justice, and more.
Rudy Giuliani Disgusted by Yankees Players Taking ‘Disgraceful’ Knee For Black Lives Matter, All This While Creating a Podcast and Going Publicly Insane Rudy Giuliani is an embarrassment to his beloved New York City.
Meanwhile in Wyoming: Man Uses Samurai Sword to End Boxing Match with Best Friend Paul Harper, former owner of Paul’s House of Food (they sold food there) in Laramie, Wyoming, was recently charged with…
Trump Finally Calls Masks Patriotic 6 Months Later While Wishing Sex Trafficking Pedophile Well, Cancel Culture Says ‘That’s Not How We Cancel Things’ Six or so months after the coronavirus pandemic hit, Trump has finally acquiesced to wearing a fucking face mask when…