Brad Pitt Surprises Essential Workers, But Terrifies Everyone With His Wired Headphones Brad Pitt joined a slew of celebrities for this primetime special to offer thanks and appreciation to essential workers.
Michael Keaton to Reprise ‘Batman’ Role, Finally Giving Us a Reason to See ‘The Flash’ Movie The internet exploded last week when multiple trade reports announced that Keaton was in talks to reprise his role as…
The Mandatory Hand Guide to Properly Applying Hand Sanitizer (Since the CDC Suggests You’re Doing It Wrong) Everything you think you know about hand sanitizer is wrong.
Men’s Beards May Have Evolved to Sustain Punches to the Head, Random Study Suggests Scientists Are Running Out of Things to Study Not only are beards immensely attractive, but they can also offer resistance if you ever get punched in the face.
Photo of French Bulldog Doing the Splits Will Make 2020 All Better In a perfect world, our social media feeds would be filled with happy people and cute dogs.
Wisconsin Lawyer Arrested After Spitting in Black Teen’s Face at Protest, Expected to Represent Her Own Shitty Self The good news is, she could represent herself in court if she wanted to. The bad news is, she’ll probably…
San Jose Police Fire Rubber Bullets at Their Own Trainer, Rupturing His Testicle (That’s Nuts) We want to believe the police are for us, not against us. But it’s getting harder and harder to believe…
Michael Jordan and Crew Catches 442-Pound Marlin, Likely After Hearing ‘Finding Nemo’ Was Bigger Than ‘Space Jam’ Is there anything this guy can't do?
Trump’s Terrorist Theory of 75-Year-Old Man Shoved by Police Exhibits New Expert Level of Sociopathic Thinking You’d think we wouldn’t even be surprised anymore at the depths to which Trump can stoop, but, God bless him,…
Jesus Christ! Savior Reportedly Cancels Second Coming, Says He’ll Try Again When Everyone Can Hold Hands During Songs Again We don't blame him.