Hemingway Lookalike Contest Cancelled, Events Likely Included Heavyweight Drinking and Boxing Your Demons Unfortunately for many bearded, barrel-chested brutes, a Hemingway look-alike contest has been canceled this year due to COVID-19.
Report: Foster Girlfriends Just Happy to Help Exes Find Their Forever Home Some guys need a little extra help in the relationship department.
Man Forced to Buy Girlfriend 3 Engagement Rings, Poor Bastard Didn’t Know What Hit Him One, if not both of these people, is horrible.
Separated Dogs Run Into Each Other on Walk and Hug After Lockdown, More of This Please There's no love like puppy love.
Meanwhile in Florida: Hypocrite Calls Police Over Lack of Social Distancing in Bar After Trying to Kiss Everyone, Apparently Forgot How Alcohol Works When it comes to social distancing, there are two types of people: those who give a shit about other human…
Young Boy Cries After Getting McDonald’s for First Time Since Lockdown, His Colon Confirms That’s the Appropriate Response When was the last time fast food brought you to tears?
Meanwhile in Florida: Naked Man Wanted For Vandalizing School in Nothing But Headphones, Suspect Armed With Costly Break Dance This Florida criminal went above and beyond the usual break-in.
Drunk Man Rescued from River, Proves Why You Shouldn’t Drink and Raft Don't try to drunkenly conquer the rapids if they lead to a dam that will almost certainly kill you.
Influencer Dog Loses His Mind Seeing Himself on TV, Put All Influencers and Their Protein Shakes to Shame Nothing to chew a stick at.
8 Stealth Ways to Rub One Out While You’re Locked Down With a Far Less Horny Partner You need to relieve yourself, but doing so in any kind of obvious way will only further gross out your…