Meanwhile in Florida: Dumbass Calls in Bomb Threat to Leave Work Early, Probably Lost Job Anyway We don’t blame this guy for wanting to leave work early. We do blame him, however, for the way in…
Meanwhile in Georgia: Teen Drivers to Skip Driving Tests With Parents’ Permission, Georgia Trying Real Hard to Outdo Florida Giving teens driver's licenses without a road test -- what could go wrong?
Georgia Mall Brawl Features Man Drop-Kicking Woman, State Continues to Prove It Should Stay Closed Indefinitely This is exactly the kind of notoriety Georgia doesn’t need at this time, and it’s just further proof that, maybe,…
Best Field Trip Ever! Pole Dancer Twirls Tastefully For Schoolchildren, Young Boys Hit Puberty Early Anyway (And Dads Thrilled They Were Forced to Chaperone) Kids these days get the best field trips.
Manhattan Man Finds Dead Body in Deceased Mother’s Freezer, Not the Level of Spring Cleaning He Was Prepared For A decomposed body is one thing you don't normally expect to find in a deceased loved one's apartment.
God Sends Murder Hornets to US to Show Things Can Always Get Worse (Or Possibly Another Democrat Sting Against the President) As if 2020 needed any more fuckery, God decided to send us murder hornets.
Weird News of the Day: Motorcycling Monkey Tries to Steal Kid, Most Unlikely Biker Gang Initiation Yet We've watched this video 100 times and we laugh harder each time.
Mandatory Good News: Conor McGregor Hand Delivers Supplies to Dublin Children’s Hospital, Manages Not to Punch Any Kids Turns out that Conor McGregor is a good sport after all.
Meanwhile in Florida: Helpful Criminals Assist Police with Their Own Arrest Sometimes, criminals get too cocky and believe they are untouchable.
Apple’s iPhones Can Now Recognize Your Face ID While Wearing a Safety Mask, Probably Only As Long As You’re Still Crying You could use the new iPhone feature, or you could just turn Face ID off.