Photo: Jam Press/@neyleenashley
We are all taught from a young age that there is such a thing as too much of a good thing. We know that if we eat too much Halloween candy, regardless of how delicious it is, we’ll get a stomachache or cavities (or both). It’s one of the most important lessons we learn as children. It’s important so we don’t make the same mistakes in adulthood. Apparently, nobody instilled this message in Neyleen Ashley though.
Ashley is a 33-year-old, Miami-based model who spent hours (and three different operations) to get the “biggest breasts in the US.” Why she wanted to do this, we’ll never know. But her chestnuts finally topped off at a massively, uncomfortably large 1,250 CC. Apparently, this is the largest implant size you can get in the US. Honestly, we’re surprised you can even get implants this big. They look uncomfortable.
But, Ashley thought that she would choose fashion over function and get them. Not surprisingly, her over-the-top large breasts have led to years of migraines and horrible back pain.
The Instagrammer who has more than 2.5 million followers has finally decided that the breast implants (which cost her more than $17,500 by the way) are too much to handle and is going to get them removed in favor of a fat draft or smaller implants.
While there’s a chance she didn’t learn a lesson in childhood from eating one too many Snickers bars, we’re pretty confident she finally learned it as an adult. There definitely is such a thing as too much of a good thing.
Weird News 3.15.22
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