Nothing makes CM Punk angrier than his former manager turned archenemy Paul Heyman, who betrayed him and cost him this year’s Money In The Bank briefcase… except, of course, for people who send him letters with poor grammar. After all, “The Best in the World” has got the best English skills in the world! Here are 5 episodes of CM Punk’s Grammar Slam, part of YouTube’s Geek Week:
Your Vs. You’re
You’re making him angry! You are!
Literally Vs. Figuratively
I figuratively watched the s*** out of that video, but I literally watched s*** in that video.
Then & Than
No one receives lamer letters than CM Punk.
There / Their / They’re
Their mistakes are driving Punk crazy.
Through Vs. Threw
He’s through with these dum-dums.
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor-In-Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!