Meanwhile in Canada: Music Teacher Plays Trombone to Frighten Bear Away (Nothing Scarier Than School Band Practice) The sound of this trombone was un-bear-able.
Woman Traded Grilled Cheese Sandwich For Painting That Sold For Over $250K (That’s a Lot of Bread) Fair trade.
Dude Who Lost Millions in Crypto Mourns Previous 1 Percent Status, In Lieu of Flowers, Send Tear Emojis He would've wanted it that way.
Man Disguised as Old Woman Smears Cake on the Mona Lisa (Total Waste of Cake In Our Humble Opinion) What did the Mona Lisa ever do to you?
Wedding Crasher Steals Thousands in Cash From Newlyweds, Now They Have to Make a Sequel Don't you love it when the plot thickens?
Scientists Create Mutant Cockroaches (Because Regular Cockroaches Weren’t Bad Enough Already?) Just what we need -- more cockroaches!
Meanwhile in New York: Mayor Adams Complains of Ghosts in Mansion, Who Ya Gonna Call? The new Mayor of Gotham City is losing sleep over things that go bump in the night.
Marjorie Taylor Greene Upset After Being Labeled ‘Unintelligent,’ Prefers Shorter Words Like ‘Dimwit’ Marjorie Taylor Greene isn't the sticks and stones type.
Drug Smuggling Railroad Discovered on US-Mexico Border, Summer Vacation Just Got Interesting For first-timers, a quick stop-off at a Sinaloa cartel welcome center is the perfect jumping-off point for your best vacation…