Semen Found To Be an Excellent Anti-Aging Treatment, Explains Why People in Porn Look So Shiny If a bunch of privileged rich ladies want to rub cum on their faces to fight the aging process, then…
Woman With Split Tongue Can Taste 2 Things at Once (And Is Giving Us Impure Ideas) Double your pleasure, double your tongue?
Meanwhile in Hungary: Wife-Carrying Contest Perfect For People Who Don’t Think Marriage Is Punishing Enough (Yet) They don't call them a "ball and chain" for nothin'.
Urine Is the Key to Human Survival, Claim Scientists Literally Taking the Piss Save the planet, one leak at a time.
Meanwhile in Texas: Robber Mows Lawn Before Leaving, Leaves Note Telling Homeowner to Have Some Pride If you want it done right, do it yourself.
Worst Best Man Ever Loses Wedding Ring in Middle of Ceremony, Did You Check the Groom’s Ass? It's gotta be around here somewhere...
Meanwhile in New Jersey: 1,000 Pound Shark Circling Jersey Shore, That or Really Big Drunk Leftover From Cinco de Mayo Can we call it The Situation?