Meanwhile in Las Vegas: Impatient Couple Gets Married Mid-Flight, Likely Honeymooned in Bathroom Welcome to the Mile High Club, newlyweds!
Leg-Lengthening Surgery Increasingly Popular For Men Who Want to Be Taller (Dudes, You’re Elongating the Wrong Body Part) It's the length of your other leg you should be worried about.
Hot People Are Healthier, Study Says 1 More Reason For Fatty to Hate Barbie Hot people have all the luck.
Online Service Will Send Your Ex Poop in the Mail (Look What You’ve Done, Amber) Crappiest breakup trend ever.
Meanwhile in Florida: New Law Proposes Bible Ban in Schools, Critical Jesus Theory Is Out Amen, brother.
OnlyFans All-Stars: Woman With ‘Longest Legs in the World’ Reaches New Heights She's got a leg up on the competition. Make that two legs.
Weird News Follow-Up: Guy Who Married Hologram Can No Longer Communicate With Her After Tech Glitch Even virtual girls will abandon you.
Humpback Whale Crashing Into Tourist Boat Not Listed on the Brochure They don't do these kinds of encounters at Sea World!
Single Guy Solutions: Dad Couldn’t Fire ‘Worst’ Nanny Ever,’ So He Married Her And you thought only Jude Law could get away with this.
Christmas in April! Cocaine Plops Out of Stuffed Reindeer at Donation Center This reindeer moonlights as a drug mule.