If a Woman Falls Into an Outhouse in the Forest, It Still Makes a (Shitty) Sound This woman is full of shit.
Italian Son Out of Will After Father Walks in on Him Eating Pizza With Fork and Knife Pizza is like sex; there's a wrong way and a right way to do it.
Paranoid American Hides Sperm in Couch Cushions Instead of Bank In this economy, there's no better safe deposit box than your couch.
Meanwhile in Florida: Bride and Her Caterer Allegedly Served Cannabis-Laced Food to Unknowing Guests (Finally, A Wedding We’d Be Thrilled to Attend!) We'll have seconds!
Colossal Cocks: World’s Biggest Penis Contest Reveals Countries With Biggest Johnson Rods, Says Ashamed American How do American cocks size up?
Mike Tyson Punches Fellow Plane Passenger in Face Multiple Times, The Real Shocker Is That He’s Flying Coach (Video) This guy picked the wrong celeb to fanboy over.
Disney’s Opposition to ‘Don’t Say Gay’ Has Ted Cruz Coming Out With Weird Porn Fantasies (Finally) How vile and creepy is your brain that LGBTQ+ inclusion in animation automatically equates to a mouse boning his pet…
Meanwhile in Brazil: Surgeons Operate on Boy Born With Two Penises, Totally Ruin His Future OnlyFans Fortune If one dick is good, two are better!
NASA to Test Giant Slingshot, Earth Volunteers Jeff Bezos to Be First Man Slung Into Space Orbital insertion never sounded so sexy.