Meanwhile in Florida: Huge Pregnant Hammerhead Shark Washes Ashore (Jaws, Did You Have Something to Do With This?) This is the mother of all sharks.
Airlines Drop Mask Mandate, Travelers Scramble For Classic (And New) Ways to Be a Dick It's time to find more creative ways to be an asshole in the air.
Meanwhile in Texas: Town Announces 4-Day School Week After Cutting ‘Gay’ and Other Human Rights Time-Wasters While test scores have fallen and food insecurity has risen in trial counties, more kids are discovering how much fun…
Meanwhile in Kentucky: Man Wins $450K for Being Fired After Office Birthday Party He Didn’t Want, Can Now Afford an Even Bigger Blowout No birthday celebrations without consent!
High-Altitude Space Lounge for Rich People Promises to Make Earth Less Douchey For 6 Hours at a Time Finally, a space activity for poor rich people.
Daycare Owner Arrested For Lacing Goldfish Crackers With THC, Parents and Potheads Wonder, ‘Why Didn’t We Think of That?’ Right product, wrong demographic.
Meanwhile in Florida: Terrible Woman Places Boy in Dryer, Doesn’t Bother to Add Dryer Sheet That'll teach him.
Men Are Softies, Say ‘I Love You’ First, Study Claims (But There’s a Huge Hitch) Researchers asked hundreds of people about those three little words.
Meanwhile in Africa: Live Mermaid Washes Ashore (Is It Just Us or Is There Something Fishy about This Video?) There's definitely something fishy about this video.
A Receipt For ‘Invisible’ Artwork Sold for $1.2 Million, You Be the Judge If It’s Good To prove that someone bought this invisible, definitely nonexistent art they received a receipt after an exchange of gold proving…