So, Ashton Kutcher’s dumb new show, Pop Fiction, premiered on E! last night, and in case you don’t already know, it’s basically Punk’d but for media and paparazzi. Last week this turned out to be staged, now here’s a clip of Avril Lavigne pretending to be pregnant on Robertson Blvd. Avril Lavigne is irrelevant in the world of music, so please don’t think for a minute that this isn’t Avril’s own desperate attempt to make the media talk about her. In the span of a week, Ashton Kutcher has made Paris Hilton more famous and used studio money to put Avril Lavigne on television. Congratulations, asshole. I can’t wait until the next episode where O.J. slaps a white woman and Britney Spears eats a salad.
