I have no idea why these posters of Wolverine are in the background, because it’s obvious Halle Berry is on the red carpet at the 2009 MILF Awards. I realize she’s 42, but to reiterate, it’s Halle Berry. My penis wouldn’t be in there long enough to notice anyway. *Shhh, shhh, don’t touch it, don’t touch it!*
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