The only thing I know about South Africa is Charlize Theron, Candice Swanepoel, and District 9, so maybe I should let SideStep find me a good deal on a flight and a hotel. Because obviously is a place where you can bang hot blonde chicks and kill aliens. In America, I only get to kill homeless people. That gets boring after a while.
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